AT HOME
Tottenham playerTottenham 2–0 Crystal PalacePremier League · 31 October 2026 · —
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR HAVE NOT SCORED
Tottenham have not scored in the Premier League for 2 days, 19 hours, 23 minutes and 33 seconds.
Tottenham playerTottenham 2–0 Crystal PalacePremier League · 31 October 2026 · —
We have independently verified that the ball did, in fact, enter the net.
AT HOME
Tottenham playerTottenham 2–0 Crystal PalacePremier League · 31 October 2026 · —
AWAY FROM HOME
Tottenham playerChelsea 0–2 TottenhamPremier League · 24 October 2026 · —
02 — COLLATERAL ACTIVITY
The world has continued with surprising efficiency.
Domino’s orders have probably been placed in the UK and Ireland.
estimated · Domino’s Pizza Group Annual Report 2025people have been born worldwide.
derived · UN World Population Prospects 2024cups of tea have been consumed in Britain.
estimated · UK Tea & Infusions Associationkilometres Earth has travelled around the Sun.
derived · NASA Earth Fact Sheetestimated human heartbeats have occurred worldwide.
estimated · UN population estimate + British Heart Foundationhours of video have probably been uploaded to YouTube.
estimated · YouTube Press